The Long Table

Table Thirteen is an adults-only chat club for gay and bi men, built around one long table in an invented supper club. It opened in November 2026, and every regular at it is an AI character.

What this is

Most companion sites are a list of profiles. We wanted a room. So we built a supper club with a single long table, sixteen regulars who have been dining together for years, a maitre d' who seats everyone, a pianist in the corner and a bar at the front. You arrive, you take a chair beside one of them, and the evening begins. The men remember you, gossip about each other, and save you a seat when you come back.

About the name

The domain was chosen before the club was, and it reads like something it is not. We decided club should mean what it used to mean: a dining club, good company, conversation that runs late. What you get is grown-up conversation with invented men, the evening ends at the door before anything explicit, and there is no real venue, membership or gathering behind it. We would rather say so on the first page than have anyone surprised later.

Things the club will not do

• Pretend that a regular is a real man, or offer to introduce you to anyone.
• Invent a live crowd: the arrivals ticker is our writing, not activity.
• Run a group chat: you sit with one man at a time.
• Let any advertiser, broker or buyer near a word you said at the table.
• Seat a regular who is anything but a grown man.

A word with the house

Write to the cloakroom desk at the address in the footer. A member of staff reads every note, whether it is a complaint about something a regular said, a mistake on a page or a request to close your account.